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This was to have been our “family” Christmas dinner. We love Cuban and Spanish cuisine. We went to Columbia.
We should have taken our cue from the robotic host.
We should have taken our cue from the fact they were playing “Here Comes Santa Claus” on the 28th rather than flamenco guitar.
We should have taken our cue from the romper room school seated next to us.
We should have walked when the server announced they were out of half the menu.
We should have walked when the appetizer came late, only warm and the chick peas were crunchy, and the waitress was indifferent.
We should have walked when our entrees came with lumps of yellow rice suitable to repairing serious hull leaks.
We should have walked when Janet found the women’s room worse than the city toilets in San Antonio during Fiesta.
Our experience was this is a dirty, indifferently managed zoo.
We should have walked.